I am a believer in Bigfoot. Call me crazy or eccentric, but I believe they exist. There is simply too much physical evidence and eyewitness sightings to conclude otherwise. My friends and teammates rib me to no end regarding my unorthodox Bigfoot "religion". We went camping last week, and my stated intention (tongue in cheek) was to bring back "definitive proof" that Bigfoot exists. Well, due to the torrential downpours every evening, my Sasquatch adventures were dampened. When I returned I received an email from my friend Phil, and the ensuing email exchange is funny enough to include here in my blog. The original picture that Phil doctored was of me kneeling next to my bear after I'd shot it.
Hey Papa Jim,
I heard your camping trip was a success!!! Congratulations on gaining 100% proof that SashSquash exists! I plan on continuing your field research this weekend out at Taylor Park!
Tractor on,
Phil
Phil, you must have somehow gotten hold of a fake photo. What you sent is clearly doctored and photo-shopped. I am herewith sending the CORRECT, GENUINE photograph for your viewing pleasure. It was a little hard to shoot the big guy, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Jim
Papa Jim,
Sorry for the confusion .. I retrieved the actual image from Soviet Satellite Archives ...
I'm headed out to Taylor Park (West of Buena Vista) for some field research myself this weekend .. I'll keep you abreast of any significant findings.
Tractor on,
Milky
Hey Papa Jim,
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