Demon Santa |
On the other hand, we had the REAL Santa and Mrs Claus here last Sunday. Yes, it's true: Santa has a vacation home right here in Conifer, Colorado, and he made a charity appearance at The Journey Community Church. Unfortunately, he got into a tussle with one of the rookie reindeer recently, and he had to wear a sling on his right arm; at least, that's the story they told the kids. In reality, this particular Santa tripped on the sidewalk and did a face-plant, breaking his upper arm in the process. Kind of ruins the "Santa Aura", doesn't it? The kids loved it, and Santa and Mrs Claus did this particular appearance free of charge. They're regular customers at the Angry Llama Diner, and he actually wears red most of the time - I guess he's really embraced the Santa role!
The snowmobiles were just as much fun, only a whole lot faster - I think we got up to 45 or 50 mph on some stretches. What a ride! The guide took us to a couple of sites where thriving towns used to exist during the gold rush. It was hard to imagine what it must have looked like, because all that's left is part of a log building, or just an open space in the woods. It's amazing how fast a town of 1500 people can simply disappear and get taken over by nature.
Once we got up to the Continental Divide, the view was breath-taking. We were grateful to have a beautiful day, as there are some days when you can't see 20 yards in front of you due to fog or snow. From the top we could see clearly for at least 50 miles. The snow was a little thin on top, so we couldn't race full-speed around the open meadow like they'll be able to in another couple of weeks. Apparently, from what the guide told us, the wind is so strong up on top that they can have four or five feet of snow in one night, and by the next morning it's all blown away. Pretty amazing.
It was an incredible adventure and I'm grateful that I was given the opportunity to go. Hopefully, our whole team can get back there together sometime this winter so the others can have the same experience.
Last Sunday evening the youth ministry had their Christmas party, and we rented sumo suits for the occasion. I'd never seen a sumo suit before; once you get in the suit and put on the helmet, you look like a giant dog tick. The goal of the game is to either knock the opposing sumo person out of the yellow circle, or knock them down and fall on top of them. The only problem is, once you're down it's impossible to get back up by yourself - you just lie there flailing your arms and legs like a giant upside-down tortoise. The little kids were the funniest to watch because their heads barely stuck out above the suit. All they could do was waddle towards the other kid and kind of lean forward, and hope the other one fell down before they did. You hoped you were one of the first ones to get in the suit because by the time fifty sweaty kids have been rolling around inside, you can imagine how rank the suits and helmets were.
Last night I finished teaching through the book of John. One of the other staff - Adam - will take the next couple of weeks as I work on preparing for the next series called "Jim's Believe It Or Not: Amazing but True Adventures From The Mission Field." Michael thought it would be fun for the church to hear some of the stories we've accumulated over 20 years as missionaries overseas, and the lessons we've learned in the process. Should be fun!